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try harder; catch later; finally cry;

try harder; catch later; finally cry;

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// Dead code walking

// Dead code walking

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try { life(); } catch (Exception e) { coffee(); }

try { life(); } catch (Exception e) { coffee(); }

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System.out.println("Hello, coffee!");

System.out.println("Hello, coffee!");

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No rows affected.

The query runs forever.

# IndentationError: life

Even the smallest error can break the code.

A quiet homage to all failed compiles — and the humans behind them.